Friday, February 27, 2009


I have now been unemployed for 6 weeks with nothing to show for it but a higher percent body fat & gnawed off finger nails. This is what happens when you sit on your ass most days and get into old 90210 & One Tree Hill re-runs on SOAPnet. I do, however, have a bit of a tan from traveling to FL with hubby (yes, I am now married. Yay.) on one of his biz trips. What the hell else am I supposed to do?!

I have been a good little girl and have updated my LinkedIn profile, applied for every job I could find, some that I am completely unqualified for and some that I thought would be fun. A comedic writer for a well-known bookstore, for example, which DUH, I would be amazing at! Umm yeah, no response. Maybe that's because I sent them a link to my blog. Pfff.

I think I need to start something on my own. The only problem is, I have no idea what I'm good at! I mean, I'm good at A LOT of things, just ask my mom & dad! But what is that ONE thing that I would enjoy that would also bring in the bucks?! If sitting around looking pretty hasn't worked for me yet, I guess I'll have to think of something else.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Four Months to Go!

I was just informed that I only have 4 months until my wedding. Now, this wouldn't be such a big deal if I was AWARE that I only had 4 months. For some reason, about 2months ago I just stopped counting down. Therefore, I've been telling everyone that I have 6 months to go - for the last 2 months! It didn't even occur to me that time was passing.

It was one of 'fiance's' friends that decided to break the news to me. And when I told him I thought it was 6, he looked at me like I was crazy. Problem is, 'fiance's' friends ALREADY think I"m crazy, so this has not helped my cause.

I'd better get crackin'!

Monday, June 02, 2008

SEX AND THE CITY (I won't spoil it)

I saw the SEX AND THE CITY movie last night! Please do NOT believe what you read b/c the reviews are saying it's horrible! I completely disagree! It was amazing. There was an energy that I've never felt b/f in a movie experience. I felt like one of those Star Wars weirdos or the Harry Potter geeks (don't take offense b/c I'm kind of a Bourne freak).

People in the theater were laughing, cheering, clapping, crying (except for the guys who's girlfriend's dragged them along - poor guys).

I don't consider myself a girly girl, but last night I was one of the girls and it was so fun! When the opening music came on and people were cheering and clapping I wanted to poke my eyes out thinking, who are these obsessed psychos? Get a life.

But by somewhere in the middle I was an obsessed psycho! (Not that that's so different than my daily life)!

Samantha's character stole the show - she was funny, warm, and right on cue the entire movie. I've always liked her character on the show, but she was never my favorite - in the movie, she was my absolute FAVE!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll clap, you'll see a full frontal. ENJOY!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My Hero

I am obsessed with Guitar Hero. Not only am I obsessed, but I'm also pretty damn good at it. I rock out.

I had only played it once (and wasn't a fan) before fiance's little cousins brought it to our house one weekend. Once I saw these kids (and their parents) rockin' out I wanted to see if I could too - they made it look so fun and easy! Fiance and I fell in love with the game and bought it the next day for the Wii. It comes with plain white guitars and stickers so you can decorate them however you want. Can I just please say that my guitar is awesome. I put the devil horns sticker up on the top of the guitar so that between songs I lift it up and wave it in everyone's face w/ my tongue out and making a wehhhhhh sound (which is supposed to sound like a very high pitched guitar sound, being whammied course, if you catch my drift).

I play it so much, my house is a mess, I forget to eat, I never go to sleep, my plants are dead, I smell b/c I refuse to shower, and I'm thinking about growing my hair longer and getting more tattoos.

This is fiance and I rockin' out with the cousin's guitars the day before GH-Day (The day we bought our own Guitar Hero).
And this is me being awesome.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Jj's on Our Keyjboard

Ojur comjputer finallyj crapped out on us a few weeks ago, and until we decjide to buy a new one, we're using a loaner from fiance's office. The catch jis that the J jis very sensitive, and yourj finger jjust has to breeze by it, not even graze it, jjust kind of hover over jit, and jjjjjjin our typing we have a ton of junwanted J's!

I jhate you J!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Just to change it up and keep things interesting, I've started straightening my hair again. It's only been a couple weeks, but this morning fiance said to me, "I love that you're doing your hair again every day, it looks HOT!" And because I don't know how to just say thank you and prefer to be a pain in the ass, I responded with a, "What? I didn't look hot before?" (pretending to be offended). To which he replied, "Of course you did, you just looked like Kim, now you look like Kimmmmberly." Can you hear the growl when he says Kimmmmberly? It was that, 'if I didn't already have one foot out the door and my back pack on, I might not be leaving quite so soon this morning' kind of Kimmmberly.

Look out Kim! Kimmmmmberly is here to stay! (until she gets lazy again...)

Wow, I'm pretty w/ straight hair...Botox and all.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Have a Marvy Day!

This morning in the elevator a man in a beret (an American man) told me to "have a marvy day."
Umm...why the beret? Why "marvy?"