Bragging Bitch II

I met Seth Green last night! Woooo! Isn't he so fun and cute?

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

The other day on my walk to work, something caught my eye. It was a bright light, like what you see when the sun hits your watch just right.

I turned to find a woman in silver pants walking her dogs. Yes, the sun hit her pants and almost blinded me! What the hell was this bitch thinking???

Now, as you know, I usually walk through the park on beautiful days like this, but I absolutely had to get close to this woman for a picture. This will make your day.

Truck Dancin'

I was just on YouTube looking for something and instead came across this and thought I'd share. It cracks me up.
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Friday the 13th!

I JUST remembered that today is Friday the 13th. I'm not all that superstitious, but it's fun to pretend sometimes for conversation (and blog) purposes...

Nothing out of the ordinary has happened today...yet. I made a mental note last week that I would need to look out for scary stuff today, but so far it's been a pretty normal day. I mean, I feel like total ass from the 82 beers I had last night, but that's my typical Friday feeling. And I haven't stubbed any toes or gotten any paper cuts. And no new zits have decided to appear (bonus). I did have a tummy ache a bit earlier, but my cheeseburger at lunch cleared that right up.

Oh. Wait. Hold the phone. My chapstick fell out of my pocket and into the toilet this morning. (Yes, I left it there, and it flushed quite nicely).

That does it! It's Friday the 13th alright! Be careful everyone. Watch your back. And your chapsitck.

Shout Out

I was in my sales meeting on Wednesday, and it was mentioned that a new show (The Human Giant) was coming up from "some guys from Upright Citizens Brigade," and of course I thought of my old friend Rob Lathan b/c I went to see him perform at UCBT ages ago. Then, about 10 mins ago my friend from work sent me a youtube link for Shutterbugs (one of the clips in the Human Giant show), and there he was! It's hysterical!

P.S. I stand corrected...the new show might be Gemberling (thx Rob). I obv wasn't listening in the meeting. oopsie). I was wondering why THG was on mtv and not [adult swim]. Dir kim.

Nothing to do w/ that show, but every once in a while I read Rob's blog, and it's always funny, but this has got to be the best:

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Hamster Dance

It's been a looooong, busy week...plus I went out last night, so I'm obv quite tired. So instead of being my usual HYSTERICAL self, I'll leave you w/ this...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD!!!

OK, that's it. I just love him and want him to have the best b-day! WOOOO!

Six Degrees, The Black Donnelly's

It's a sad day here in kimmyk-land.

Two of my new fave shows have been canceled, and I am sad. I realize that none of you watched these shows (b/c obv no one did), but if you could just bow your heads in remembrance, I'd truly appreciate it. I think I'm going to write some letters to ABC & NBC telling them that I don't appreciate them teasing me like this.

Illegal Finger Lickin'

Don't you think there should be a law against people sticking their finger into the back of their mouth to scoop out the food that is stuck between their teeth and cheek and then eating it when at the table w/ other people?

It makes me naush.

My Appearance on Ellen

On my walk to work today, I looked up at my building and thought about how cool it was when Ellen was taping her show here last year. The studio looks out onto Columbus Circle/Central park, and I could always see them setting up in the morning.

A woman who lives across from the studio put up a big sign saying something like, "hello Ellen you da bomb" or "Good luck Ellen" or something like that. Well when Ellen saw this, she ran on over w/ a camera crew and went to visit this woman!!! I was SO JEALOUS!

So now it's my dream to have Ellen look out the studio window and see me walking by as I'm doing something worthy of a shout-out! Like tripping or looking cute or spitting (not that I spit regularly, but I might swallow a bug or something...), and Ellen would laugh, and b/c I'm so funny she would run downstairs and invite me up to be on her show.

Shorty

I was going through the pictures in my camera phone last night and came across what might be one of the funniest things ever...

Was at a Gnarls Barkley concert at summer stage last year w/ 'boyfriend.' We got there nice and early to get a good spot since we had general admission tix. Mind you, 'boyfriend' is 5'7" at his tallest (this is on a good day), so we like to find prime seating whenever possible so we can both see. (I am only 5'5", but since that is above average for a chick we call me tall and him short:)) We got a great spot right behind the front of the fence (behind the seated peeps), and waited for the show to start.

A few minutes after the show starts this guy starts making his way towards the center of the crowd. You couldn't miss him...he was at least 7 ft. tall! And OF COURSE he stopped RIGHT in front of us...and stood there...for a good half hour! hahahhaha! It was too late for us to move, so we just dealt w/ it. Good thing the show sucked and left early anyway.