How Many Degrees?!?!

It's effing hot out, and I'm sweating all over the place. The weather bitches say it's going to be like this all week. They've been wrong before (like every second), but I have a feeling they're right about this one. This means I have to bring a bottle of water and a paper towel everywhere I go for the next few weeks. If you see my hair frizzing out all over the place or sweat dripping down my face OR the back of my knees, I give you permission to put me out of my misery...or at least carry me to a fucking refrigerator. Thanks.