Slugs

So much happens to me on my walk to work!

So walking through Central Park, enjoying the nature, as I do many a mornin', a fucking slug the size of a hotdog falls on my bag. A SLUG! If I had been a few inches more to the left, it would have fallen on my head. The same friggin' homeless guy that "suki, suki, suki'd" me was sitting there, as always, and chuckled. Fucking bitch.