Squirrel Lovers

I'm sure if you've walked through any park in NY you've seen it: those people from a land far, far away who do not realize that squirrels are in fact RODENTS! They make the "come here puppy/kitty" kissy noises and hold out their hands w/ food in them trying to make them come closer. I'm sure they have rabies or some other nasty-ass disease, and people want to touch them and pet them and massaaaage them. They are not your naughty pet! They're naughty!*

I grew up shooing these little bitches away from our birdfeeders and making hissing sounds at them when they came up on our deck!

Look at them! They are not cute!

























I would love to run up to someone who's enjoying the squirrels and start screaming at them to "Run! They bite!" or something equally bitchy so they scream and run away.

*Tommy Boy reference for those of you who did not catch it;)