Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My Hero

I am obsessed with Guitar Hero. Not only am I obsessed, but I'm also pretty damn good at it. I rock out.

I had only played it once (and wasn't a fan) before fiance's little cousins brought it to our house one weekend. Once I saw these kids (and their parents) rockin' out I wanted to see if I could too - they made it look so fun and easy! Fiance and I fell in love with the game and bought it the next day for the Wii. It comes with plain white guitars and stickers so you can decorate them however you want. Can I just please say that my guitar is awesome. I put the devil horns sticker up on the top of the guitar so that between songs I lift it up and wave it in everyone's face w/ my tongue out and making a wehhhhhh sound (which is supposed to sound like a very high pitched guitar sound, being whammied course, if you catch my drift).

I play it so much, my house is a mess, I forget to eat, I never go to sleep, my plants are dead, I smell b/c I refuse to shower, and I'm thinking about growing my hair longer and getting more tattoos.

This is fiance and I rockin' out with the cousin's guitars the day before GH-Day (The day we bought our own Guitar Hero).
And this is me being awesome.


Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Jj's on Our Keyjboard

Ojur comjputer finallyj crapped out on us a few weeks ago, and until we decjide to buy a new one, we're using a loaner from fiance's office. The catch jis that the J jis very sensitive, and yourj finger jjust has to breeze by it, not even graze it, jjust kind of hover over jit, and jjjjjjin our typing we have a ton of junwanted J's!

I jhate you J!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Kimmmberly

Just to change it up and keep things interesting, I've started straightening my hair again. It's only been a couple weeks, but this morning fiance said to me, "I love that you're doing your hair again every day, it looks HOT!" And because I don't know how to just say thank you and prefer to be a pain in the ass, I responded with a, "What? I didn't look hot before?" (pretending to be offended). To which he replied, "Of course you did, you just looked like Kim, now you look like Kimmmmberly." Can you hear the growl when he says Kimmmmberly? It was that, 'if I didn't already have one foot out the door and my back pack on, I might not be leaving quite so soon this morning' kind of Kimmmberly.

Look out Kim! Kimmmmmberly is here to stay! (until she gets lazy again...)

Wow, I'm pretty w/ straight hair...Botox and all.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Have a Marvy Day!

This morning in the elevator a man in a beret (an American man) told me to "have a marvy day."
Umm...why the beret? Why "marvy?"

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Look out Jay-Z


At this point in my blogging career, I've had more comebacks than Jay-Z and Michael Jordon put together. So on that note, let's not make a big deal of it, bitches.

A few fun things that have happened in the past few months...
1. I got a new job - it's going well, thanks.
2. I've started wearing purple eye-liner, and so far it's been a hit.
3. I've joined Facebook and have become more obsessed with it than I ever was w/ myspace. Obsessed.
4. Greek and Gossip Girl are my new fave shows of the moment. Something about those G's that does it for me. (Get your mind out of the gutter).
5. My bunions have protruded a bit more. And I think I'm getting a corn on my right pinky toe. Good times.
6. I had a physical for the first time in a few years and found out that my cholesterol is a little high. WTF?! Does this mean I have to cut down on cheese? I love cheese.
7. Oh yeah - I GOT ENGAGED! Check me out!