My 'Boyfriend' saw you at Nobu last night! You know how much I LOVE YOU, so of course I'm dying of jealousy! He said you made eye contact. He said you did a double-take. See, he's so hot, even YOU want him!
Ellen, if you are reading this, the adorable, dark-haired, blue-eyed man you were checking out last night (black striped button down shirt w/ jeans) was MY man. But you can have him if I can meet you. Maybe we could be best friends and hang out all the time and tell each other everything and I could be on your show as a regular. Wouldn't that be AMAZING?!
Call me.
P.S. 'Boyfriend' said Andy Roddick and Boyd Tinsley were there also. If you know them, tell them kimmyk says hello. thanks.
Ellen, if you are reading this, the adorable, dark-haired, blue-eyed man you were checking out last night (black striped button down shirt w/ jeans) was MY man. But you can have him if I can meet you. Maybe we could be best friends and hang out all the time and tell each other everything and I could be on your show as a regular. Wouldn't that be AMAZING?!
Call me.
P.S. 'Boyfriend' said Andy Roddick and Boyd Tinsley were there also. If you know them, tell them kimmyk says hello. thanks.
3 comments:
This KimmyK *thumbs pointing at self* I'm the one sayin' hello to Andy. Not that KimmyK. *scoffs* Pa--lease.
you are prety hysterical.... i think you are my idol! ahahah~
Hey maybe you could be like her dancin partner and crowd interviewer!!
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